For this week's case file I'd like to welcome Catherine Winther and her bad kitty, Magiska Bear.
Case File 3
Magiska Bear
Breed: Domestic shorthair
Crime:
Hunting and Killing...teabags.
Magiska-Bear may look sweet, but this kitty is a cold blooded killer, for tea-bags anyway. Not even used tea-bags are spared.
Below is photographically documented evidence of Magiska-Bear's crimes. Also provided is evidence of the carnage left behind when Magiska-Bear is left alone with a tea bag for only a few moments.
Evidence
The quarry is approached with caution. |
Quarry is located and considered for quality. |
Licking lips in preemptive pleasure. Magiska goes in for the kill. It is utter carnage. |
Cute and tiny |
I have included what I deem to be disgustingly cute photos of Magiska-Bear (not kinky and totally safe for work). I rescued her from under my house (she was a feral kitty). I have hand reared her and she is a constant purr machine. She even purrs when being injected at the vet. So, I love her because she is tiny, cute, a purr machine, hilarious and my writing familar.
PS I also have a giant black cat called Batman. He is much more stealthy than Magiska so trying to get photographic evidence of his crimes is a lot harder.
This is a great post - but I might be biased.
ReplyDeleteI love your little teabag thief!
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