This week I'm introducing the lovely paranormal author Sonnet O'Dell with her cat, Salem.
CASE FILE 4
SALEM
Name:
Salem
Age: 8
Age: 8
Breed: British Domestic Short Hair
Crimes:
Crimes:
1. Disturbs Sleep:
He thinks nothing
of beginning his day at 4am in the morning. At scratching the bedroom door to
pieces until you let him in and then proceeding to lull you into a false sense
of security by snuggling down on top of the blanket. Within five minutes of
shutting your eyes again, he’s up, prodding you with his paws, standing on your
bladder till he makes you have to pee or making a general nuisance of himself
playing with leads or knocking things off shelves. Once you have both feet out
of bed and on the floor, he’s won and knows it.
2. Gluttony
Despite having a full
bowl of Cat kibble, when he decides he wants wet food, he wants it now. It
doesn’t matter what you’re doing, he will sit and stare at you until the next
time you get up. Heaven forbid if you should enter the kitchen as he will look
forlornly at his bowl as if to say but Chef this isn’t what I wanted. Or worse,
he will eat it all then look at the empty bowl like “What the hell happened”
and can trick numerous members of the household into thinking he’s not been
fed.
3. Attacks the brush
He sheds
like nobody’s business and will not take a brushing lightly for the brush is
the enemy and therefore must die. Several swipes have caught me by accident.
4. Snores
Very, very loudly, right
when you’re trying to watch something.
5. Malicious Peeing
Most cats will
pee in the dirt. Not this cat. He sits right in the middle of the grass despite
the amount of times he’s yelled at. Now he sits and gives you full eye contact
while he does it. He’s killed a patch of grass about the size of a Frisbee.
6. Pervert
He is one cat that
doesn’t understand the bathroom is off limits to him. You can think you’ve shut
him out in the hall but turn around and there he is, waiting, watching.
Evidence
What kind of cat pees on grass?
Disclaimer: Despite all of that he
is a very loving and affectionate cat. He loves nothing more than to curl up
next to me, nestled against my side while I type away at the computer. He’s the
best company when I’m alone and he never fails to make me smile because of
stupid things he does. He’s my beautiful boy and I wouldn’t be without him.
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END CASE FILE
If you'd like to know more about Sonnet and her awesome books, check out here website HERE
:) it is good to see him named and shamed lol
ReplyDeleteLOL, he's awesome. I think it's so funny how every writer seems to have a crazy cat.
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