Friday, April 27, 2018

If my book was a chocolate bar...

If my book, A Warlord’s Lady, was a food product I’d urge you to buy it…

NicolaESheridan_muesli barA Warlord’s Lady

100% Pure Entertainment

With No Added Nonsense

A guilt free treat, guaranteed not to land on your hips!

Ingredients:

100% entertainment

100% Australian made

1 loveable, slightly chubby, heroine

1 hot, sexy, Laotian Magician Warlord

Drama

Lust

Romance

Action

Adventure

*Includes some imported mythological creatures (aufhocker, shadowmen, thriae, werewolf and demons.)

Nutritional Information Per serve (RDI%)*
Action 80%
Romance 100%
**Sex 60%
Humour 20%
Intrigue 70%
Surprise 90%
Magic 50%

*RDI% – Recommended Daily Intake

**Excess consumption may cause severe distraction and daydreaming. Motor vehicles should not be operated within two hours of reading.

A Warlord’s Lady is a proudly Australian made product by Nicola E. Sheridan, wife, mother, cat enthusiast, and mythological creature aficionado.

Nicola E. Sheridan prides herself on the inclusion of truly unique romance combined with heart stopping action. All products by Nicola E. Sheridan are backed by personal guarantee.

No boring parts

No confusing names with apostrophes and hyphens

No unexplainable parts

No sex behind closed doors

No miserable endings
You can by it at all good Online e-book retailers!

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