Sunday, June 29, 2014

My Cat is an Arsehole - Case File 3



For this week's case file I'd like to welcome Catherine Winther and her bad kitty, Magiska Bear.
 
 Case File 3
Magiska Bear

Name: Magiska-Bear
Breed: Domestic shorthair
Crime:

Hunting and Killing...teabags.
Magiska-Bear may look sweet, but this kitty is a cold blooded killer, for tea-bags anyway. Not even used tea-bags are spared.
Below is photographically documented evidence of Magiska-Bear's crimes. Also provided is evidence of the carnage left behind when Magiska-Bear is left alone with a tea bag for only a few moments.

Evidence
The quarry is approached with caution.


Quarry is located and considered for quality.
Licking lips in preemptive pleasure.


 Magiska goes in for the kill.

It is utter carnage.

Cute and tiny
Disclaimer:
I have included what I deem to be disgustingly cute photos of Magiska-Bear (not kinky and totally safe for work). I rescued her from under my house (she was a feral kitty). I have hand reared her and she is a constant purr machine. She even purrs when being injected at the vet. So, I love her because she is tiny, cute, a purr machine, hilarious and my writing familar.

PS I also have a giant black cat called Batman. He is much more stealthy than Magiska so trying to get photographic evidence of his crimes is a lot harder.

END CASE FILE

If you'd like to find out more about Catherine Winther, check out her blog HERE.

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